toses 1.0

vyle vylanus vylun 2.0

o fransus bonnut >>>

yu vyle, vylinus vylun…….
yu cauz of everi horibal katastruphi known to modurn man……
yu eternul enemi of de universil componunt creatud by the all wize but much malined cretur programer……

yu wil not cauz de esetil operatin sistims of dis poor dere organisms to go arai with yr evyyyyyyle makinations !!!???!!

no
nevur
nunc
no wae
no hoe
!?!

i wil not submitt to yu or yr fanci-schmansi checkered shirts

>>>> procured with the blud
of innosunt yung orginizms
I suppose ????!!!!????!!!! <<<<<<<>

DE REVOLT
TO YR HORIBAL
FASHITIKAL
OPRESHUN
HAS BEGUN

BE-WARE
!!!???!!!

in de spirut of eternul resistunce
to al forms of
nasti fashistiko-fashism
>>>>

Riki!!!

vyle, vylanus vylun 1.0

Vyle, Evyle, Vylinus Vylun >

o fransus bonnut, prehaps yu think that yu can so easuly myskombobulate me with yr smart alicky persnickety perspekacity butt I am not so ezily dupified

>>> unlyke the other por

pathetik victums of yr

nafarius makinations datt is.

…n der ar sooo mani of dese
ar dere not!????!

i know what yu are up to ---- vyle, evyle, vylinus vylun --- with yr hoiti-toiti fanci-schmansi checkered shirts and yr techno-fashistiko manipulashuns of dis poor dere organizm !!??>>?+

i will not have mi esentil operatin sistims trown out of wak by your vyle evyle fashistiko kalkulations !!!??!!!

indubitibaly
induskribably

it can not be !!!!
it will never be !!!
so cese and desssssissst
forthwidth !!!!
forthhense !!!!
forthevur !!!!

……………........……………or suffur de horibal konsuquensus

of your vyle makinashuns………………………………

dis is de end
of de lyne
finito
finito
finutu
fashistiko
!!!!
!?!?

de end
i tel yu
!!!!
!?!!

yr eturnul nemesus
riki rikibono, EsQ!

i luv yu myra slotowski 7.2

mi dere dere dere myra
eternul light of mi lyfe !!!
objuct of mi kosmik devoshun !?!

i stil luv yu with a horibal burning efeckshun

horibal n burning
burning n horibal
horibaly burning
burning horibaly

sizzzzzle
sizzzzzzle
suptttter
sputtttter
splatttt
splatttttt

i luv yu from de krukud tip of mi littul left to
up thru de hairy tip-top of mi twistud nose
to de cor of mi esentil operatin sistim

toses n noses
ar lyke roses
to dis
poor dere organizm
>>>>
don’t yu noe dis,
mi dere
dere, dere
myra!!??!!

I WIL NOT ABANDUN MI
FEARCE DYSTURBIN EFECKSHUN
FOR YU >>>>>
Not for all de
yama-lama-ding-dongs
in de hole dam universul compununt

pleze take de to nayle enklozed as a tangentual simble of de erotik tenshun dat yu hav caused in mi esentil opuratin sistims …….14275……23940…..33074…….ware it around your littul pencyl-lyke neck to remembur me >>>>

yr luv has made
all my innur sistims
go haewyre !!!!

KABAMMM
KAPLEWIEE
KAPUTTT
!!!!!!!
??????
!!!!???

with a fearce n disturbyng but etrnali abidyng n terybaly pur luv

riki

Dr. Melnick 1.1

deer doctur melnick…

in your eforts to releve de tenshun from dis organizm u hav axidentily cauzed de organizm even mor misuri

tenhsun is a state of profund mekanikal diskombobulation resultin frum de mitocondricle filimunts bein totily out of wak n dere is no wae to fix de organizm excpt thru a porgame of intenze molekular restruckurin

stop peerin into my filaments and esentil componunts ! ! !
dey ar not plae dings for you to monki arund wid ! !
dey help de organizm maintane its eqilibrum in de universul componunt ! ! ! ! !

doctur melnick has it eva okured to u dat modurn syciatri has no kure for de sort of profund state of mekanikal diskombobulation dat de organizm is currently experiencing
? ? ?
? ?
?

wen you prob the delicut orifizes of de organizm all you accomplish is to trow the hole dam mashine out of wak

n den der is hel to pae ! ! !

now dere is evun mor tenshun in de organizm n the onli cure wil be to teminate de dam mashine

por dam mashine
! ? !

sinseerli
riki rikibono
yr devotud survunt

i luv yu myra slotowski 2.1 [with reply]

mi dere dere dere myra

mi poor dam tos ar on fyre when i kontumplate de idea of yr esentil sistims alyned with myne in the amazin universil componunt

der is so much tenshun when I am dis
ding dang dung
close to yu dat al my fylamunts
hav gone completeli arai

al I hav to ofur yu dere myra
ar my poor dam tos
de esunce of my patetik lyfe
in dis kaotik operatin systim
>>> my poor dam tos
> de tangentual simble of
my misuri n frustrashun without yu
>>>>>> my poor dam toes
> take dem as a sine of my fearce n disturbyng luv for yu
a luv dat is as pur as it is terybal
a luv dat is cauzin dis poor organizms so much dam tenshun
dat it feels just about readi to explode

kabamb
kabob
kapluey
!^*!
!!!!
?? [questshun not ansured]


i hav been waitin pashuntly for yr twezers and to nale clipers as a sine dat you dere myra feel de same wae about dis poor dere organizm as it/he/? feels about yu

sic o non ?!?

do not leve me in such terrile mysuri
send a sine of yr luv
>>>> de twezers alone wil do for now

with a fearce n disturbyng but etrnali abidyng n terybaly pur luv
riki

………..

Richard,

when we met at the hospital, i warned you that I was not the amorous type, so why do you keep trying to stir my affections with your demented, hyper-romanticized, convoluted prattle?!?

don’t you realize that I am saving myself — body and soul — for the great cosmic convergence that will be coming very soon?!?!?

don’t you comprehend that I have been chosen as a bride for yama upon his return to this world?!!!!?

PRAISE BE HIS GLORIOUS NAME AND THE NAME OF HIS CONSORT TO BE

what would yama think if I betrayed his infinite, pure, and unadulterated love for someone like you!!! --- someone totally focused on the sordid pleasure of this squalid life and who is so pathetically fixated on nasty body parts like toes and noses………parts that generate disgusting germs and fungus and parasitic mucosi of all types—green and red and brown
!!!!!!

why don’t you know that when yama returns there will be no toes or noses or other sordid bodily parts pussing with green and red and brown nasty mucosi!!!!!!!

PRAISE BE HIS GLORIOUS NAME AND THE NAME OF HIS CONSORT TO BE

your sad attempts to seduce me with talk of your “fearce n disturbyng but etrnali abidyng n terybaly pur luv” are doomed to fail. How can your pathetic misdirected efforts at love compare to those of yama of the ten thousand limbs?!!!? do you have any idea at all what he can do with that many limbs?!?!? Why, the combinations are unfathomable!!!!!!! all you have to offer is your silly mucus dripping nose and your fungus ridden toes – sad appendages indeed!!!!!

leave me alone with your green nasal mucosi and your insatiable toes. I neither want nor need extra toes. I have 11 myself and yama, my supremely perfect partner-to-be has at least 700 in all sizes!!! and extremely fashionable footwear to match!!!!!!!

in the meantime keep sending me your love letters, which I will place in the suitcase I plan to bring with me when my dear yama returns in his latest incarnation. we are planning to honeymoon for at least three weeks in the poconos soon after he arrives and I will need some reading material for the long, lonely nights when he is off tearing asunder infidels like yourself.

enclose are some toe nail clippers that i stole from my most recent roommate, a girl from Tahoma with horrific body order and a terrible disposition. my own toe nail clippers need to be save for my wedding night when my dear yama has arranged for me to have a pedicure and a back waxing. I HAVE SWORN TO MY DEAR YAMA THAT MY TOES AND BACK WILL REMAIN UNTOUCHED UNTIL THEN AS A SIGN OF MY DEEP LONGING IN HIS ABSENCE (You can imagine how much my back itches without my weekly waxing and trim!!!!).

enjoy the nail clippers and give my love to dr. melnick. you can tell him that my new doctor is germ and mucosi free, which creates a much more pleasant environment for our weekly “sharing session.”

you can both expect wedding invitations in the mail sometime soon, although I doubt that either of you will be able to come all the way to scranton to experience my conjugal bliss. just send presents by certified mail instead. if you can’t think of a suitable gift for the future consort of one of this plant’s most illustrious incarnate divinities, cash in U.S. or Canadian denominations will be acceptable.

farewell
adieu
mucho gusto!!!+++

yours sincerely,
myra slotowski

doktur melnick 2.4

horibal nasti creturs

de tenshun is groein
incide mi esentil componunts
lyke som kind of terible
paracitic cretur
tring to eet me up
from de incide out

i can feel dat crittur
burrowin his wae throu
mi esentil operatin sistims
tarin thru al de wires n filmunts
n leevin his nasti waste produks
incide de poor dere organizm

sune dere wil be miluns of
dese horibal nasti creturs
climin arund incide
my esentil componunts
messin up al de
vitle operatin mekanizms

doktur melnik says dat
dese creturs ar jus figments
of mi ovastimulatud imagunashun
butt I know dam wel
dat dese nasti
dings dangs dungs
dwel incide me
n one day sune dey will take
over al de organisms
esentil operain funkshuns

den dere wil be
no-ding no-dang no-dung
left of de poor dere organizm
except som glu n gue
dat onse held al de
esentil componunts togethur

wat I need to find is
a profeshunal exturminatur
to set off a kosmik
tikin tyme bombe
deep incide me to
anyalate al de dam horible
creaturs livin in de
poor dere organizm
exturmate dese critters
befor dey can
terminate de mashine
terminate de mashine
terminate de mashine

fli on de wal

^
<^>
<<^ ^>>
<^>

fli on de wal
fli on de wal

im jes waitin
to shute
dat goddam fli
on de mutherles wal
shute him befor
he can do his
nasti worke
messin up de insides
of de organizm

hes jes sittin dere now
lik he dont hav a care
in de whole dam
universil componunt
butt I know dam wel
dat hes jes waitin for
de chanse
to fli rite into mi
pore opun mouthe
n dats de
entri portul to the
poor dere organizm

den he can
screw around with
moleculer filamunts
locatud deep inside
de esentil componunts
n wen he gets in dere
heel lae his nasti egs
inside de openin
n his nasti muscosi
wil start to spred
inside al my filaments
n datll be de end
of the
poor dere organizm

jes rememba to
keep ya mouthe
shut up tite
evun when de organizm
is sund asleep
>>>>
n den kil dat
mutherles crittur
before he can
lae his nasti egs
inside de geers n filamunts
of de por organizm

its not tyme yet
for de mashine
to be terminatud
not tyme yet
for dam shur

Tension1

i luv yu myra slotowski 1.2

Tenshun 4.5

der is tenshun in de organizm der is tenshun in de organizm der is tenshun in de organizm der is so much tenshun in de organizm der is so dam much tenshun in de organizm dat it dont even pae to tri to fix de organizm it don’t pae becauz de organizm is beginin to tare itself apart one molicule component at a time until even de mitocondrical filaments have gon arai poor poor dam organizm

wat a sorri dam mashine de organizm is
wat a sorri dam mashine de organizm is
wat a sorri dam mashine de organizm is
wat a sorri dam mashine de organizm is

de tenshun runs al de wae from de littl to on de organizms left foot rite up to de tip of its cor operatin sistim >>> de hub of de mashine >>> de hart of de operatin sistim al de esentil componunts ar frid becauze of al de damn tenshun dat dis poor organizm is experencin

wy do de hav to make organizms dis wae what with dam faulti wiring and piss poor parts dese daes de dont noe hoe to make organizms de rite wae with de propa kinds of wiring and desunt hardwere if de did den the organizm wouldnt feel so much dam tenshun

complex sistims oftin go arai n dis organizm is de most complictud systim in de hole dam universil componunt n wen de creatur porgramer is not avalibal den de hole sistim starts to go haewire but dont axk me to explne wi becuze i dont hav ani ratshunal ansa for de wae de hole dam sistim has been set up yull hav to axk de creatur programer about dat becauze he is de onli one with ani inteligibal answas in de hole dam universil componunt becauze he was de one who set the hole dam sistim up in de first plase

de creatur programer is nowere to be found
de creatur programer is nowere to be found
de creatur programer is nowere to be found

wy did de creatur programer leve de poor dam organizm al bi its lonsum self al alone in de deprogrammed universil componunt didnt he noe dat complex sistims like de organizm oftin go arai without sumbody to look afta dem wy didnt he noe abaut dis if he waz the one who set up de hole dam sistim in de first plase

culd it be dat dere is realy no dam creatur programer in lokin afta de universil componunt and dat derefore de organizm has been set adrift in a see of meeningles obsurditi.

i noe dam wel dat dey want to terminate de mashine I noe dam wel dat dey want to terminate de mashine I noe dam wel dat dey want to terminate de mashine I noe dam wel dat dey want to terminate de mashine I noe dam wel dat dey want to terminate de mashine wy else wuld de aloe de organizm to experience so much dam tenshun tenshun from the tip of de littl to on its left foot rite up to de tip of its cor operatin sistim ware al de esentil componunts are located

if onli the creatur programer was arund to fix dis problem, den dere wouldnt be so much dam tenshun in the poor organizm

wy does dere have to be so much dam tenshun al de time in dis organizm

wy

Tenshun 4.8

dere is tenshun in de organizm
..............................but wy does
................it have to feel dis wae
........tenshun
....is a normal part of
..........de organizms existenze
in de
...........................universle componunt
..........butt it dont feel vry nise
when de organizm expeerienzes
.................dis kind of tenshun

i noe dat dey
.......want to terminate de mashine
i noe dat dey
.......want to terminate de mashine
i noe dat dey
.......want to terminate de mashine

dats wy dere is so much
dam tenshun
in de poor organizm

Tenshun 4

Tenshun 3

Tension 2

aje of malze

dis is
de aje
of malaze
a tyme wen
helplus organizms
cant katch
a desunt brake
in de godlus
universul componunt

wy does de organizm
have to be traped
in dis aje wen
al of de esentil sistims
hav gon haiwire
n de creatur programer
is nowere to be found

dere is so much
dam tenshun
dese daes dat
it is amazin dat
any kinds of organizms
can survive wit so
much stress on dere
essentil componunts

were is the
creatur programer
wen you reali need him
n why do so mani
nasti pepol want
to terminate
de mashine
?
?
?
?
it is dam puzlin